Posted tagged ‘Apparel’

Pant Audit

October 25, 2007

It happens less frequently than the Olympics.

Let the pant audit begin

I know what my heavy rotation pants are – they’re all in the wash.
So why can’t I throw out the others.
I don’t want them.  I don’t need them.
I cannot cast them aside.

They’ve been good to me.

Die Calvin Klein Die! 

I will terminate one of them.  So that the others might live.

28.JPGNEEDLE RATING…  2.9 (idling)


The Kim Jong-Il look is IN!

October 5, 2007

I’m no fashion guru.

Proof of this is (click) here.

Ann Taylor Catalog Model

But there’s no greater sign of peace breaking out in the Koreas TODAY (here)   than this latest design from the ANN TAYLOR catalogue (here) in the US.

Chairman Kim Jong-Il of North Korea

The Chairman Kim Jong-Il khaki jumpsuit look is IN!

Ann Taylor Catalogue Model celebrating victory

“Three tabbed pockets means you’ll never lose those launch codes, generous belted waist for your 38th parallel…
…the weekend jacket perfect for any Demilitarized Zone or Pyongyang Parade.” 

“Dear Leader” - Chairman Kim Jong-Il

Everyone win!

26.JPGNEEDLE RATING… 2.0 (idling)