So what was the outcome of the toilet roll race…
Well, it was 4 – 4 – a rough draw.
Though I don’t think you can have a rough draw in a contest involving quilted toilet tissue.
Surprisingly, it was Kirstie who had stayed on top of the scores – being the all-knowing master of time space and dimension of anything to do with anything happening around the house.
She said that the normal paper – “mine” – ran out marginally first, but graciously put that down to male stand-up friend who visits regularly (the house, not a toilet term) probably choosing mine over hers.
Only noticed this morning that we’ve kept the two-toilet roll thing going.
Even more disturbed by the fact I still know which one is mine.
NEEDLE RATING… 2.0 (idling)